Please forgive me.....for I know not what I do!

A STORY ABOUT A STORY......
My Christmas present to myself.....you know you have to be good to yourself...was to join a porn site...There I see a model that really zangs me!
I write a story.......I think a really neat story.
OK
A while back I got frustrated with Windows and Internet Explorer and switch to Firefox and Ubuntu. I love it...however still learning the mystery of it all. I write the story in Open Org. Try to transfer it to the blog.....and.....bubkus......can't do it. Got some error message in Egyptian Hieroglyphics....
So my tail of woo is.... no story!
What a story...Heh?

NOW YOU GOT THE PICTURE?